Hi :wave: my name is George Bush and I am planning a trip to the Middle East to talk about Democracy and some peace process or other. Now where should I ask the pilot to land? Maybe I could speak to Hamas in Palestine? They’re a democratically elected political party. :no: Silly idea. What about The Lebanon? I know they have their little problems but their government was elected democratically too. :no: too risky!

I know, The United Arab Emirates – it epitomises all that makes Democracy great in America. The majority of decisions are made from the top by a Royal Families whose right to rule was not in the slightest bit democratically agreed. :>> Perfect! (note to self: must pay a flying visit Florida again before I am booted out of office)

I wonder if I should pop in to see our lads in Iraq at some stage? Just to show them my appreciation :wave:. That would just be :crazy: aren’t there bombs and nasty bangy things in Iraq? I’ll ask them to make a short stop-over in Kuwait where I can have my photo taken with some nice clean men in uniform. Nobody will notice the difference .

Now I have a few moments on this airplane. Must make a “To Do” list. Can anyone here write?

1. Visit Israel for the first time in 8 years and solve Palestinian land issue before I am booted out of office. Who needs the Jewish vote now anyway?

2. Try and persuade my Intelligence guys that they were wrong about Iran closing down nuclear weapons production four years’ ago so that we can bomb another country citing as our motives WMD before I am booted out of office.

Oh yeah and finally:
3. Create World peace before I am booted out of office.

Should get that tied up in a week or so. :zz: