Are here we are at last. This must be Sauda Arabia 
“Hey You!” “Yeah, You with the Tea Towel. Do you know where I can find the King Abdullah?”
“No, I’m not selling Tupperware. Laura deals with that side of things on these trips. No, these here are military weapons.
Yeah the best in the business and very good value for money 
”
“Ah hello King Abdullah 
Nice to see you again. I promised to drop in so that you could be part of my tour promoting, democracy and peace in the Middle East. That’s it, peace 
”
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look between you and me I really have had enough of that namby-pamby peace crap. Perhaps you would like to take a look in this big case. These are what we in the United Snakes call hardware… military hardware".
"Now I think it would be sensible to broker a similar sort of deal to those we have made in the past with your neighbouring countries
. As far as I can remember, the system works like this:
I sell you these nice shiny weapons and then in, let’s say 10 to 20 years’ time, one of my successors will accuse you of warmongering and harbouring lethal weapons, The US will invade your country and bomb the hell out of your innocent citizens? Perfect! Now look at this lovely green one it has an orange button here…..”
