I had found myself becoming increasingly grumpy this morning. The sort of irrational grump that exacerbates : and exacerbates : until you feel you are going to blow. Then came the antedote. Thank goodness for children 
LC arrived in my bedroom as I was getting dressed and announced that she was worried. I adopted my concerned face and asked her what the problem was.
"I think Mog's Tamagotchi is becoming incontinent" she said peering intently at a small green ovoid piece of plastic that was dangling from her neck by a tape. "I have cleared up it's poo 3 times and it is still there".
10 minutes later Mog arrives.
"You know that sunscreen in the bathroom"
"Yup"
"It says it's anti-aging"
"Yup"
"Does that mean that you still get the presents but you don't look any older?"
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The grump is easing ... just slightly. Another gem from JT and it will be cured
dafter
I felt grumpy this morning .. then happy .. then sneezy .. then dopey .. then bashful .. then sleepy .. do you think I need to see a Doc?