Now that I have provided Usky with the original and inspired title he requested, here is a scintillating account of my day. You know you're interested :no:
You are :??:
Go on you are :yawn:
OK you're not :roll: That's a coincidence cos I'm Not too ;D

5.30am awoke to sound of daughter's alarm.

5.35 She ignored it.

5.40 I got up and turned it off.

5.41 - 7.10 time unaccounted for due to semi-comatosed state

7.10 made sludgy coffee in expresso machine cos forgot to insert rubber seal

7.15am staggered down to farm, sludgy coffee in hand to catch unruly calves

8.45 gave up trying to train heifers to be ruly (which one can only assume is the opposite of unruly :p)

9am cooked breakfast - how else are we going to get rid of 56 eggs a week?

9.15 - 10am was bombarded with rude comments from family about repeated eggy breakfasts

10.01am Children invited troop of friends over to see new calves

12.30 got rid of all the kids (including mine own) and attacked the ironing

4 - 4.59pm lost the will to live having buried myself in non-wrinkly clothing and then hid (you know, like Anne Frank) to write some emails

5pm Discovered by Mr Not who immediately recognised that I was not Anne Frank and asked me to move some cattle

5.01 - 6.05pm Collected children and made tea

6.06pm It rained for the first time since before New Year

6.08pm Stopped raining

6.09 - 6.59pm Scavenged around for something edible to cook on a barbecue

7pm ate revolting barbecue and decided I hated white bread

7.20pm to 8.29 pm contemplated doing more ironing and decided that talking to children was far more entertaining.

8.30pm finally wrestled two children to bed

8.31 to 9pm Tried to mend elder daughters iPod which has been killed by younger daughter amidst much acrimony and screaming

9.01pm - 9.29pm Compressed things and added things to eldest daughters computer in an attempt to revive said iPod.

9.30pm sat down in front of another computer to do bloggity things

11.12pm Bed. Nighty morning :wave: