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Foot Rot and Water on What Brain I have Left

by Not-Herneschase @ 2008-01-22 - 20:17:07

... and still it comes. Rain, rain, rainity-rain! But at least the grass is the right colour again and it is visibly growing so who am I to moan. Oh yeah I am hingerlish and genetically programmed to moan about the weather :))

Today is an intense one. We have to continue the training of the poor beleaguered calves for Sunday's Agricultural Show. During the first three days we had progressed from mule-like to not quite so mule-like so the children were becoming quite dis-heartened. Yesterday morning one of them - Gracey - had gone on complete work to rule. Time for a change of tactics :idea:

Yesterday afternoon I spent 2 hours sitting on the floor of a stable looking at my feet. It worked. They came up to me and had a lick of my wellies. Then I brought the 'Not Girls' in and they sat quietly too which was quite an effort for my girls :)) (another half an hour) The next stage was to put lead reins on them and sit quietly (another half an hour) and then the big move outside into the yard for 'walking up and down' training!

By 5pm we had them both able to walk independently without 'Gracey calf' performing her big Rodeo leaps and pulling Mog or I across the yard.

We did, of course, adopt an quite controversial training method into our regime. "The Labrador Cow" technique©! Never heard of it Lindow? Well it's like this:

Step One: Cuddle your black Labrador who apparently does a passable impression of a baby Dexter!

Step Two: Put him on a lead and walk him up and down.

Step Three: Lead the Dexters up and down behind him (calling the Labrador a 'good cow' throughout the process is an optional extra!).

Step Four: Tie one of the calves to the fence and just perform the exercise with the Labrador and one heifer.

Step Five: Alternate heifers

Step Six: Send Labrador home for his tea and work with the heifers on their own. Works like a dream.

So today, I am under no illusion that we will have to start all over again from the beginning. I hope Gus is up to another day as a Labrador-Cow :crazy:

But first to pursuade three children to eat yet MORE scrambled eggs!


 
 

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I know I'm easily confused, but for a moment there I had this very strange mental image of you sitting on the stable floor staring at your feet while your daughters took turns licking... 8|

Now call me an old prevert if you will, but I put it all down to thinking about the children were becoming quite dis-heartened. Yesterday morning one of them - Gracey - had gone on complete work to rule and Gracie Fields came to mind... then suddenly you were getting your wellies licked and... 88|

Not-HerneschaseNot-Herneschase [Member]
2008-01-22 @ 21:52

In this country one must take one's pleasures where one can :))

No, really I should explain. You are having a very stressful week and shouldn't get excited :no:

There are the "Not Girls" (Mog and LC) and then there are the Dexter "Girls" Usky whose names (not my choice!) are Grace and Geneva.

Of course it was me that added the (y) at the end of Grace's name for the reasons you observe above I just couldn't resist it except the Kiwis go and ruin it by calling fields 'paddocks' and I don't know a wartime warbler called Gracey Paddock.... unless you know different :-/

Off for another wellie-licking session :))

Gracie Paddock... hmmm.... there was a Charlie Paddock... but he was an American sprinter... nope can't think of a singist called Gracie Paddock... I thought the Gracey bit was very funny personally :))

Pity you couldn't call one of the Dexters "Morse"... ;)

Not-HerneschaseNot-Herneschase [Member]
2008-01-23 @ 02:48

In 2014 I will name one Morse just for you! Shame we've passed the letter C or I could have named a steer Colin. There is a breeder by that name - he really should have called his Stud "Colin Dexters" but then perhaps all minds don't think quite like ours ;)
PS glad to have your picture back I missed him!

Confuse everyone and call one of the boys Endeavour... ;)

Not-HerneschaseNot-Herneschase [Member]
2008-01-23 @ 07:19

The Letter 'E' 2006 .. too late!!! They wouldn't get it at all you are right. If it's not written by Margaret Mahy, Rose Tremain or about Hairy McLary they've not heard of it!
I discovered today that this whole Breed Society stuff is taken deadly seriously. I signed my name in the wrong spot on a registration document -this is apparently akin to desecrating the Treaty of Waitangi. I am going in search of my serious face. I should find it before the AGM which I am expected to attend ... maybe I should sit at the back just in case I misbehave!

Of course... silly me :roll: I suppose they'd gag at the idea of a roll-back?

I guess it's the same everywhere isn't it? Societies of that nature do tend to take themselves very seriously. Perhaps you should make an especial entrance when attending the AGM. ;)

Not-HerneschaseNot-Herneschase [Member]
2008-01-23 @ 08:50

Mr Not and I dressed up as Murray Grey Cattle for a quiz night once! Both of us anatomically correct. Maybe I could dig that out for my grand entrance! In fact I will. My mind is made up.

deleted user [Visitor]

2008-01-23 @ 09:57

sounds fascinating......Tinks would love all that....she was born to the wrong family poor love......:-/ Your girls must have a wonderful time!.....and you too of course! :)

Not-HerneschaseNot-Herneschase [Member]
2008-01-23 @ 19:00

Mog loves it all (even the hard work and the mucky bits) but LC really just loves the cuddly bits. JT just hides in a book, draws pictures and pretends nothing is happening! It wouldn't matter where he was living so long as life was peaceful! Isn't it funny how different they can all be.

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2008-01-23 @ 20:13

yes....it is funny....but sounds as if they are all happy where they are which is a great thing! :yes:....Tinks would be in the loves all of it even the mucky bits...:) As it is here we are just peasants in the big shitty......:roll: ah well.......

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